Club Silencio

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Over at The Film Experience I posted my latest "Signatures" install ment on the screen-stealing majesty that is Nicole Kidman....

The tabloids have romantically tied Winona Ryder to the likes of Johnny Depp , Tom Green, and that guy from Salute Your Shorts . A downward ...

This week I began/continued a guest series for The Film Experience that I like to call "Signatures." Sounds classy, right? Well, ...

"Y'know, I wanna tell you all a little secret which you might not know, and that is that last night I thanked my lucky stars that I...

I'm a simple man. All I want for Christmas are a few DVD's. There's just one catch... They don't exist. Where are my "u...

( Unnatural ) He had a nose for crime. She had a nose for a sexual organ. Really it's solid advice for any unwanted guest. Dracula Has R...

Talk about a work of art. Paul Rudd makes the world a better, sexier place. I need a glass of cold water.

"Go away Cookie Man."

In a post-election, post-birthday haze I return to this blog with my head held high. Sarah Palin and John McCain can take their Circle Talk ...

"He remembers those vanished years. As though looking through a dusty window pane, the past is something he could see but not touch. An...

"I should have killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promise...

I'm having a bit of a Mad Men fever recently. Maybe it's that I just watched The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency , or maybe it...