Return of the Living Retro Posters!

ANGEL

"High School Honor Student by Day.
Hollywood Hooker by Night."

So many bumper sticker options:

Proud Parent of (Reasonably Priced) Honor Roll Student

or, Proud Parent of a Hooker with Straight A's

CARNIVAL ROCK

"NO! don't touch me."

Rock out with the freaks!
Like everyone's favorite: "Clingy Divorced Guy!"

YOUTH AFLAME

"See... what happens to 100,000 teen-agers yearly!
Shocking Drama of Flaming Youth"

Fact: 100,000 teen-agers suffer yearly
from spontaneous combustion
and/or overt homosexual tendencies.

WHAT THE PEEPER SAW

"What he saw is what he did."

Upon seeing a woman drowning in her kiddie pool,
The Peeper did likewise.

DEADLY SUNDAY /
THE NIGHT AFTER HALLOWEEN

Nobody respects a desktop calendar.

--For more ravishing retro posters, check out the always addictive Wrong Side of the Art!