Jenny Gets on Top
"An expose of the record business!"
Her single --
and her short shorts
-- are about to drop!
and her short shorts
-- are about to drop!
Charles (now literally) in Charge
Whirlpool
"She died with her boots on...
and not much else."
and not much else."
Deserved.
Who goes into a whirlpool with their boots on?
Who goes into a whirlpool with their boots on?
Teenage Mother
Starring:
Female Trouble's Dawn Davenport!
Love Airlines
"At last you can come aboard!"
The nuts and nuts are complimentary.
New entries into the
TITLE HALL OF FAME...
Come Ride the Wild Pink Horse
"Bored, thrill-hungry...
They shop for sin!"
They're a little old to be
riding the mechanical horse at the grocery store...
TITLE HALL OF FAME...
Come Ride the Wild Pink Horse
"Bored, thrill-hungry...
They shop for sin!"
They're a little old to be
riding the mechanical horse at the grocery store...
"A book so hot its cover should be made of asbestos!"
Sample Diary Entry:
"If I get married, no one will ever take my name..."
"If I get married, no one will ever take my name..."
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