Education: 7th grade, Benjamin Franklin Jr. High School
Nicknames: Wienerdog, Lesbo, Dogface
Favorite Word: Finger-fuck
Least Favorite Word: Cunt ("I didn't mean to be a cunt.")
- "No, I just don't feel like it... but I think marijuana should be legalized."
- "Just because he's a faggot doesn't mean he's an asshole."
- Co-founder of "The Special People Club"
- Drinks in the TV room over "Quiz Bowl"/Infomercials
- Piano ("I could have kept going but I sprained my finger yesterday.")
First Crush: Steve Rodgers ("Steve. Steve. Steve. Hear me. You will fall in love with me. You will make love to me. You will take me away from this place...")
Favorite Foods: Yodels, Ring Dings, Pop-Tarts, Hawaiian Punch, fish sticks...
"And I know how to make Jello!...
Where are you going?!
We still have some Yodels left!"
"Dignity. Dignity is an important quality everyone should have. That way you will never grade grub. Grade grubbing is bad... cuz it mean's you're asking for a grade you shouldn't get. Cuz if you got it, it wouldn't be fair to everyone else in the class who didn't grade grub. It doesn't matter whether you're a girl or a boy, man or a child, rich or poor, fat or thin... You should never be a grade grubber. Therefore, dignity is a good quality everyone should have."
"I don't think I have time to give lessons to Barry...
Wanna see my fingers?"