Movin' On Up with Maggie Gyllenhaal

"I'll suck your dick if you give me the job I want."

Woah, Maggie! First off: I'm broke. Second: I'm not an employment agency. And third: I'd rather be discussing this with your brother.

In the meantime read up on my latest "Signatures" post at The Film Experience in which I discuss "The Maggie Gyllenhaal Method" of how to get ahead.

...Well, alright Maggie, but I've only got twenty bucks on me...