"It's not your fault if you don't love me,
and it's not my fault if I love you."
That's sort of the basics of the Law of Desire, and exactly my feelings toward Antonio Banderas in that movie. It's also a very simple law proposed by Pedro Almodóvar in Spain of 1987 that has long since gone ignored in its home country, but I plan to use my full jurisdiction and enforce it here at Club Silencio.
And by the statutes of The Law of Desire for Antonio Banderas, he is required to do for us the following:
- Antonio Banderas must give wake up calls.
- Antonio Banderas must show us his yo-yo.
- Antonio Banderas must surprise us outside of Burger King.
- Antonio Banderas must caulk the tub.
As with any law, there are consequences to those who choose to break it:
Antonio Banderas will not be held responsible if you or a loved one is harmed in said pursuit of lawlessness.
Desiring Antonio Banderas saves lives.