All the Ladies Like Retro Posters!

"The dream house that becomes a nightmare..."

When you burst into song and through your picture window.

(Sweet Suzy)

"...She ain't no lady!"

...But Russ Meyer will still exploit her breasts.

(Lady Street Fighter)

A real lady street fighter would

curtsy before using her lead pipe.


...And yet she still bothers to cover her eyes?

You can't get that through customs.


(Splatter University)

"Where the School Colors are Blood Red..."

And you have even less a chance at a post-graduate career.