(Crypt of the Living Dead)
The Wolfman knows his way around the woods
like the Wolfwoman knows her way around a pole.
Can you get tetanus from a title?
(When the Clock Strikes)
"When the clock strikes -
the alarm screams "Murder"!
It's probably set to AM talk radio.
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!
"The second prize is death!"
The third prize is a T-shirt from our sponsor.
(The Brides Wore Blood)
The Grooms Wore Gore
...And the Bridesmaids wore something
typically less flattering.
(The Decline of the American Empire)
Needless to say, they lost
this round of The Newlywed Game.
(Wheels of Terror)
"Evil waits. With the motor running."
License Plate: 666...
Your lights are on.
(The Pace That Kills)
There's a wolf at the door...
and he brought rolling papers
and a bag of Doritos.