Wednesday, June 18, 2008

There's nothing like a true friend. No one quite like...





The best maid, friend and socialite you could possibly ask for.


She's classy...


"Well you should get out more! Bachelor cotillions, parties, country clubs... I've been on top of the WORLD lately with my debutante party coming up!"

She's always got your back...


"At first I thought he was walking the dog but then I realized it WAS his date!"

She's there in a crisis...


"What's the matter mon petite? You want a little drinkie poo, Francinie?"

She's modest...


"Damn these designers!"

She stands up for you in public...


"You're really gauche madam! A regular little Cochan. And that means pig! Come on Francine... I see we should have gone straight to Peck & Peck after all!"


She'll never leave you hanging...


"Come on, we're going on a picnic! Come on! Come on, Francine."

She's emotionally supportive...


"God Francine, you're the most drinkenest gal I've ever seen!"

She's thoughtful, positive, and she plans ahead...


"Look Francine, TAB, for our diet! Isn't that great?! Look! Cups! Ooh... sandwiches! Wow! ...Francine, happiness is a picnic in the woods! God, look around you Francine... Look at the nature!"

5 comments:

Pax Romano said...

Wonderful! Brilliant! Thank you for making me laugh until I cried.

Edith Massey was at her best in Polyester!

Jeff said...

I agree with Pax, Edith was best in Polyester. I could watch the movie a thousand times and always laugh like it was was the first.

Moses said...

thanks for the memories dear selda rubinstein

Moses said...

zelda zelda zelda

Adam said...

Love Zelda, too. This is Edith Massey, however. Another odd and brilliant legend.