Charlane: Times are hard. You're just gonna have to swallow your pride. Why don't you get a job at the Burgerrama? They'll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV, they had this little retarded boy working the cash register.
Lelaina: Because I'm not retarded, Mom. I was Valedictorian of my University!
Wes: Well, you don't have to put that on your application.