DAWN WIENER
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Education: 7th grade, Benjamin Franklin Jr. High School
Nicknames: Wienerdog, Lesbo, Dogface
Favorite Word: Finger-fuck
Least Favorite Word: Cunt ("I didn't mean to be a cunt.")
On Politics:
- "No, I just don't feel like it... but I think marijuana should be legalized."
- "Just because he's a faggot doesn't mean he's an asshole."
Activities:
- Co-founder of "The Special People Club"
- Drinks in the TV room over "Quiz Bowl"/Infomercials
- Piano ("I could have kept going but I sprained my finger yesterday.")
First Crush: Steve Rodgers ("Steve. Steve. Steve. Hear me. You will fall in love with me. You will make love to me. You will take me away from this place...")
Favorite Foods: Yodels, Ring Dings, Pop-Tarts, Hawaiian Punch, fish sticks...
"And I know how to make Jello!...
Where are you going?!
We still have some Yodels left!"
Best Quality:
"Dignity. Dignity is an important quality everyone should have. That way you will never grade grub. Grade grubbing is bad... cuz it mean's you're asking for a grade you shouldn't get. Cuz if you got it, it wouldn't be fair to everyone else in the class who didn't grade grub. It doesn't matter whether you're a girl or a boy, man or a child, rich or poor, fat or thin... You should never be a grade grubber. Therefore, dignity is a good quality everyone should have."
"I
don't think I have time to give lessons to Barry...
Wanna see my
fingers?"
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